Funny sex advice

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Throughout my long tenure writing Ridiculous Tips For A Miserable Sex Life , I've taken aim at various targets, but one publication stands out as a bastion of weird and wacky sex advice — always chipper, always in a numbered list, and always ill-advised. Cosmo remains the ne plus ultra of usually implausible, occasionally unfathomable, and invariably hilarious sexy tips for sexy sex, and this month, I've chosen to anthologize them for you. Read on, friends. At its core, Cosmo is just a girl, standing in front of a boy, trying to figure what to do with his penis.

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Times change. And when we look at past generations' relationship advice, much of it is pretty inaccurate, sexist or just plain gross. Fortunately, though, we all can laugh at many of these ideas today. We rounded up some of our favorite "pearls" of wisdom:. As if shaving your legs and getting a blowout wasn't enough, this magazine tutorial gives women a host of other date-night musts: "Do your dressing in your boudoir to keep your allure.

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What are the social obligations related to running into a one-night stand in, say, a grocery store? As always, be polite. Frankly, I'm a little stunned that I have to tell you that. And "Frankly, frankly," says etiquette expert Peter Post of the Emily Post Institute, "if you were big enough to have a one-night stand with them, you're big enough to have at least a modicum of conversation with them. Where is the line between acceptable fetishes and things I should seek treatment for?
Dear Women, we know you're tempted to read those shitty magazines you see in the grocery store check out line for things like special holiday recipes and funky ways to style your hair. But us men would like to kindly ask you to skip the sex tip section because we are beginning to worry about the safety of our genitals. As a matter of fact, we'd like to ask that you ignore the magazine Cosmo altogether as there cannot be anything of worth that comes from a magazine that promotes sex tips like the ones below.